DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Hi there. ADAM: Kill?!??!? Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! ADAM: The electoral college! CHARLES: Good! LYDIA: NO! But the two of you can. I died with this sash. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! No! Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! I took a very big risk with this place. Im so glad you could make it! And Ive got a plan. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Ive already been to hell and back. That was a disaster. BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Im ready for some people to die. JUNO: Report to processing! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Not answering! I am angry! DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. So goodbye . LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? Welcome, welcome, welcome! Barbara! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. You saw that monster! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. What if Lydia walks in? Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. You and me, were not that different. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! We mostly just watched and drank wine. This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. Hide! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Well, we can take care of that. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. LYDIA: I dont want your help. Lydia: i can't change anything. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. DELIA: Charles! Its not a fad! Climb onto something! This is amazing! Its gonna be so good for all of us. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". And that is why you need me! BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Why is Ohio so powerful?! Oldest trick in the book! Like these weirdos. ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. YES! The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . But hes my monster. Anthony King (a beat.) ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. In the world of the dead? AH AH AH! BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Im going to find mom! You both get em. Lydia: I am alone. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. And their eyes! Home Monologues from Musicals. Hes my white whale. Wheres your handbook? Then you will know that I am no longer . Im sorry its kind of a mess. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? I am also dead. You need a mother. He was fast! BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. YES I DO! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. New meat! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . It's our house now, kid! BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. No he wont, youll just be dead. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Scarecrow. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. I- Im your father. "Things seem pretty quiet. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! LYDIA: Were not a family. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Cuz, shed love this! This is all very believable. OKAY? Oh father dear! Afraid Id marry her? YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Smash. Adam, we need a door. I think I really captured your essence. Charles! 5. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Mom! LYDIA: The Netherworld? I wanna go home. We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. This is the best day of my life! OH GOD! In a haunted house, all alone! LYDIA: I have a mother! "Beetlejuice" runs through . BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Then you won't believe how far I'll go. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. (doorbell rings.) FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! Here you got a solid plan B option. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! "YES I DO! On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. Thats great! Leave this house! ADAM: Wed love it! We are father, daughter, and Delia. Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. So kinda like this. But a genuine haunted house? 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. CHARLES: What? Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). No no no no no. Its like against the law at my house. One big dark room. OTHO: Thats the one. CHARLES: Except brains. Im Barbara, this is Adam. Welcome! One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. OO! ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Well, Bye! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Well be right back. You are tougher than you look. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Hiya mom! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. Demon's Dance. Never change! I havent always been such a good mother. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! And this, this is a business dinner! Before Juno sees you. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! With a lovely family inside. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! Just put me in the game. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. ADAM: So, crazy story. Lets get that book open. Move forward. Where are you? Thats great! JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! This is such an interesting font! You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! This house is actually pretty interesting. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. BARBARA: I was too! All you gotta do is say my name. LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. LYDIA: I cant change anything! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Someones gonna get killed! Shes impossible. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. A fall from that height? LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! Thats what I want too. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. So, I have an idea. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Theyre made out of the devil! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. You know? Sorry! And then, spring the trap. Those are the guest sheets! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. LYDIA: Mom?! . CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! That never happens. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). I orbit. Did you think I wasnt coming back? Lydia, you are so weird. CHARLES: Hey! Delia! Its like a green card thing! What if shes possessed? I cant see! The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. So mean. Again. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Don't apologize! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. Could I bring her back here? AGHHHHHH! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Strangers. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. Teen And Up Audiences. Step 4: Select a monologue. The man next to me is the one I want. Fool your friends! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. This is what you get! Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Time. Enjoy live events at insider prices. AGHHHH! I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Theyre chasing me! ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Thank you for being here. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Im gonna need some help! ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! Can you believe people actually lived here? There are people downstairs. Leave this house! Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Got any references? Im a fraud! IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. All of us! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. No one is like me! It's like my dad's Ophelia. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Put er there! Lets chop off his head. JUNO: STOP! Dad, theres ghosts here. Its not a real marriage. Do you mind if we all share this house! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. And Ive got a plan! Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! We cant just stay in the attic! CHARLES: I see! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. I accept you. All you gotta do is say my name. Make My Millennium!". 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. LYDIA: Really? (softly.) (draws door.) Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. So lets scare my dad! The script was . To be her what do you call yourself again? And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. I have a chance to see her again, please! CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. JUNO: Oh, look at you! BEETLEJUICE Finished? It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! My name is Lydia Deetz. (laughs) Hell do it. LYDIA: It could be both. Sucks-Yes! (a beat.) One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Delia? All you gotta do is say my name! All recently deceased individuals, form a line! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. I don't know what just happened. And life is the only way out! Dont you get it? LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. . When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . And speaking of, right on time! Im gonna find my mom! Ongoing. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! Does this dress say Mindfulness?. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. Live a life of love! Welcome to our model home. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? And also, I dont model anymore. And they eat ghosts. LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. (giggle) Just kidding! Im not going anywhere! He needs therapy! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Im crying because Im so happy. See that tiny little house up there? Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. That means its working! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Couple of five-star reviews. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. What? Thank god. Now, to the Prius! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? But hey. OH! But what if it doesnt last? OTHO: So glad that you asked. Uh, hey! Are you alright? ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. And I want everyone here to know it. The man next to me *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! Pluslearn to throw your voice! We did find that out. We did kill someone though. Theyre the real villains of this show. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. And such a bold departure from the original source material! (LYDIA stabs him.) What am I doing? You see, the living ignore the dead. Hey, I get it! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? (a beat.) CHARLES: I already did change. Ah! Bu My dad never wants me to talk about her. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. And you wont even say her name. Yeah. Are you trying to skip the line? No you cant do that! Do you understand what Im proposing? ADAM: Woah. ADAM: Oh yeah? I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . And its not fair, you know? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. MAXINE: OH STOP! Wait, why aren't you dancing? ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! We invisibles have to stick together! The oldest trick in the book. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. Yes, I love that man of mine. A toast to my father and his all important business! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Its-. Drink it, or throw it out! Wait come back! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. DELIA: About that. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Thats the problem! We're gonna be rich! Lady, you're forgetting something! (a beat.) Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Its time for Americas favorite game show! I just can't deal with Delia. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. So! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . About Lydia. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. If I had known. DELIA: Nope! (chuckling.) Fine, you wanna be together? So, Im selling our house. (Smokes.) LYDIA: I really like you guys. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. DELIA: AHHH! Girl, just say it three times in a row. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Yup, thats the one. Get the shrimp! Do you remember what I said? 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